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  • A White Russian Christmas: Part One.

    Today, my family observed the one year memorial for my grandmother's funeral at the Buddhist temple in south Houston. The first time someone close in your life passes away, it's a life-changing event. In the one year since then, everything in my life has accelerated to where it seems like the funeral was so long ago because of everything I've gone though, yet it feels like it just happened not too long ago at the same time. Places were discovered. People were met. Things I'd been putting off for far too long were finally crossed off the list.

    Along the way, I feel like I've opened up opportunities that I never would have encountered otherwise, but I also feel like the year was hampered with continually poor decisions on my part. I screwed up something that could have been great because of my crippling awkwardness, insecurity, and general personality flaws. New highs and lows were hit. It's been a pretty rough year since the funeral, probably one of the best and worst years of my life. So for the my first update for the new year, I thought I'd start with what matters the most: family.

    This Christmas, we had it at my cousin Tinou's place on account of Sofia's 8 PM bed time.

    I got there first, and Sofia was lounging on the pillows on the floor.

    She got a little Toy Story futon that she absolutely loved.

    My cousin Tino had been overseas, so this was one of the first Christmases that he's been able to make it for our annual family dinner in a few years. He deemed it a "White Russian Christmas" and came bearing a bottle of vodka and kahlua to add to the festivities.

    Father & Daughter

    The grown-ups (I still refer to them as such, even though us cousins are well within that age by now) stayed inside while my brothers and cousins stayed in the backyard chatting and bbqing in freezing weather combined with a ridiculous windchill factor.

    Tino serves up the first batch of white russians, mixing it with the baby's spoon.

    My dad trying on Tino's Russian-hat-he-bought-while-in-Russia.

    Almost 2, Sofia is old enough to figure out how to open presents now.

    She's in her pretty princess phase too.

    My mom got her a rocking horse, which was her fave gift for the night

    Tino tries out Sofia's new futon.

    Her second favorite gift? Batteries. Kids these days.

    After dinner, we used to have an annual tradition of drinking the Jones Soda Holiday Gift Pack they used to sell at Target, with sodas flavored along the lines of brussel sprouts, gravy, and turkey. They've since discontinued that line, so this year I found a few random brews to try- a bottle of jalapeno wine from a winery in south Houston, and octopus, wasabi, and curry flavored sodas I had purchased during our family trip to Japan in March. I poured them all out into separate cups, mixed them all up, and everyone took turns guessing what each flavor was.

    Tina went first.

    She didn't fare too well. Everyone else made it through the gauntlet of mystery beverages without gagging too much.

    But as per tradition, after the initial tasting, we took all the remnants in all the cups and poured them all into one cup for fantastically gross results.

    If people didn't make a disgusted face before, they all did now (I didn't think it was that bad).

  • unBirthday.

    My birthday coincided with my return from my three week cross country road trip in October. The last time I had any sort of birthday festivity, I dragged all my friends out to see Avenue Q. Since then, I have decided to not have any sort of birthday celebrations until there is actually some sort of cause to celebrate in my life. Year two of my no-birthday birthday was fairly uneventful as well. Fortunately, Phong's going away party was going on that same Saturday, so he had all the spotlight anyway.

    The day before my birthday, we (the landlords + new tenant Patrick) sat around the kitchen table eating cheese and sharing a bottle of wine.

    They got me slices of cake from the korean bakery and we each had a piece of the four slices they had bought.

    Not too shabby.

    On my actual birthday birthday, Seo planned to meet up Carol for an internet meetz dinner. She invited Melissa and I to come out last minute. We decided to check out Mongolian Hot Pot, coincidentally right near the Galleria and I had never thought to come here for years.

    The place closely resembles the hot pot I had during my Beijing trip.

    There's the separation for regular and spicy broth, though the spicy broth was nowhere near as spicy as in Beijing. I think they used less of the szechuan peppercorns that cause that numbing feeling.

    The first round of food

    Pretty delicious meats

    Fish paste for making fish balls. The dumpling things were just kinda meh

    Meh

    I like these weird mushrooms

    Tofu platter

    Internet meetz dinner group (geez, my hair is out of control)

    The next day Tu and Tramanh decided to try their hand at preparing KOBE BEEF steaks. LOOK AT THAT MARBLING.

    Also, a side dish, of course.

    Mmm... charred on the outside, raw on the inside.

    No, Uno, you cannot haz sum.

    Michelle came by the next day and dropped off some birthday cupcakes. So nice of her.

    So even though I did not do anything to celebrate my birthday this year, I did get some nice gifts from friends/family. Aside from the apparel from the Landlords and Melissa and the thoughtful gift from Jennifer, here are some photos of some of the other random things I received:

    Sad robot is sad. This toy is actually a nerdy manga character dressing up as a robot. I've been trying to find this robot everywhere and Jeannie tracked it down while she was living in Japan for me. One of my fave gifts.

    When I visited Jeannie's school that she was teaching at in Japan, her coworker had written up and illustrated this ridiculously cute story to read to the kids. I thought it was the cutest thing ever and had always wanted Rika to draw up a picture from it for me. When Jeannie came back from Japan, she brought along a smaller version of the fully illustrated story. Things made by hand are always appreciated.

    It's a story about a bear who is walking about and gets caught in the rain.

    My parents got me this wine because it's shaped like a monkey because I was born in the year of the monkey and all.

    Yen remembered that I enjoy bacon, so she got me an assortment of bacon-related products. Microwavable pork rinds (surprisingly good), bacon flavored floss, bacon flavored toothpicks, bacon-looking gummy candy (kinda gross looking) and a bacon car freshener. I may hold off on using that car freshener for the time being.

    And to top it off, as part of our running joke, she got me this gross bottle of Ed Hardy wine. The wine is as terrible as the packaging.

  • Ranch 99.

    Back in November, Ranch 99 opened off of I-10 near Gessner. Apparently it's a pretty big asian grocery chain out on the west coast, but here in Houston we've already got the Hong Kong supermarkets dominating. But, people flocked to this place. The seafood selection seems pretty decent, but I didn't think it was that great of a place to warrant the completely full parking lots..

    We tried out the food court, which was still pretty limited in selection- a few more food court places are slated to open next year.

    This was okay. There's hainanese chicken (served cold), and the usual roasted meats (duck, pork) you see hanging around, for a reasonable price.

    Idiots can be had for $2.69

    Mullets for just a little bit more.

    For all the huzzah, I just ended up buying a huge sack of rice to replace our diminishing stock of rice in the pantry back home. Meh.

  • Last Dog Photos of 2009.

    I've had a random assortment of Pepper and Uno pics on my computer for a while, so I figure I should just stick them all up here before year's end. Shoving as much of the old out to make room for the new.

    Why the long face, Uno?

    Uno looking weird.

    Pepper being long of leg.

    Pepper being weird.

    Uno looking weird (again).

    Uno looking kangaroo-like.

    Pepper squishface

    Pepper is a sea of legs

    They're only like this because it's freezing cold

    Smoldering

    A boy and his dog

    HAVING A GOOD DAY? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

    SO SREEPY

    At the dog park

    Uno got a big bone for Christmas. He is all hypnodog when he is with it.

    Dreaming pleasant bone dreams

    The end.

    Until next year! Hopefully more dog pics than ever!

  • Christmas in New York Part 4: Last Night

    After meeting up Audrey and her friend, I went to rendezvous with Yen and Josephine in Soho.

    But first, a stop in Century 21. The place would be nice if it weren't so packed like sardines with people. I wanted to leave within five minutes of arriving.

    Shopping at Top Shop. The place has some okay things, but it's ridiculously priced. If it were 25% off, it'd be priced about right, but even then I wouldn't buy unless it were on sale off that corrected price.

    Our hated Ed Hardy store in Soho. The running joke has gotten so out of hand that Yen's friends/family think that she really likes Ed Hardy.

    Vodka pizza. It's just okay.

    On our way to more pizza, we passed by Rice to Riches. I like rice pudding, but it's ridiculously pricey at $6.75 for the smallest size.

    But they let you keep the cup and the bowl though. This was a hazelnut chocolate rice pudding. It's pretty good and easily feeds 2-3 people.

    We then headed off to Lombardi's pizza right across the street.

    Yen got to meet up Brian, her old roommate. He also shows up in much of The September Issue, as he used to work for Vogue.

    The pizza here is not bad with good crust, but it's a little... watery for my taste. I would prefer the cheesier Chicago style pizza any day.

    I don't know why I like the lighting in the subways so much.

    I realized that I hadn't even gotten around to seeing the tree at the Rockefeller plaza yet, so we made the trek back across town to check it out.

    Christmas in New York? Accomplished. It was ridiculously crowded around the tree, so it was kind of annoying, but at least I got to see Christmas in New York.

    Ice skating at the Rockefeller Plaza. Apparently the line, even this late at night, was at least a half hour wait. It didn't look as fun as in the movies, but I am terrible on any surface requiring balance anyway.

    On the way back, we also saw this:

    For our last night in New York, we wandered around the streets at night, donning the H&M fur hats that Yen had gotten all of us on sale for 50% off. We ended up at yet another 24-hour Korean food joint and got home in the wee hours of the night.

    The next morning, I gave up on my search for a nice brown suede blazer from H&M in my size and instead headed off for some lamb and rice from the carts that Yen and Josephine had been raving about. I also picked up some macarons for people back home.

    And it was pretty good after all. A bit pricey for cart food ($8? Really? I was thinking like $4), but it was generously-sized portions and a pretty good last meal before heading off to the airport.

  • Christmas in New York Part 3: SD26

    Friday, I met up Tramanh's friend Audrey for lunch, who was visiting her sister in New York. She had just flown into town from Cali with her coworker for an eating trip like I was on. I always get nervous when introducing friends to friends (WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE), but Tramanh decided we were enough alike that we would get along. Audrey is Tramanh's good friend from law school and I am Tramanh's good friend from online but apparently we have the same sense of humor. She ended up being pretty cool and laughed (or perhaps pretended to laugh politely) at my inane jokes.

    Restaurant exterior.

    I got there first so I had a bit of time to kill.

    Time for some fine dining.

    The restaurant features a neat touch screen wine menu.

    Of course, I will have to get the lard thick pork fat. Culinary curiosity compels me to do so.

    It is white truffle season. I've never had white truffle before, just the white truffle oil which is actually just a chemical flavoring and not an extract apparently, so I was excited to try it.

    After I ordered the lard, they decided to give us this plate of lard for free. Ugh.

    So here's what an order of it looks like. It is pretty good- like thin strips of bacon fat (sans the meat part), but without being excessively greasy. A very light fat flavor to it- similar to terrine in banh mis.

    I went with the carpeneta. Not too shabby.

    Uovo in raviolo al burro tartufato. Apparently I cut this open incorrectly and the maitre d' came up all, "NO NO NO". But then another maitre d' came up to Audrey later while she was cutting hers and did it the same way I had done. You cut open the top and have the egg inside fall onto the truffle oil below the ravioli. It was pretty excellent.

    Fettuccine al burro e parmigiano with 5 grams of white alba truffles. When I initially ordered it, I asked how much truffle you would need to taste it (I was thinking of just flecking on a gram or so). The waiter said at least 5 grams and I cringed, but decided I would probably never eat something like this again. When the dish came out, I thought there would be a scale weighing out 5 grams of shaved truffle, but the server just generously shaved it onto my plate. He asked, does that look like 5 grams? And I had no clue but it looked like a lot and then he shaved on some more for good measure. So nice. A very buttery fettuccine (and that is meant in a good way), which slightly overpowered the taste of the truffle. Still, a delicious dish and well worth it.

    The receipt looks like a nice Christmas card. Until you open it. Then, :(

  • Christmas in New York Part 3: Unfinished Business

    Eating mission #2: Basta Pasta- a Japanese-Italian restaurant. I had wanted to try it out last time I was in New York. Except it turns out the place is run by japanese people, not that it was japanese-italian fusion food. Disappointing. I think the dinner menu is much better.

    A pretty refreshing white sangria.

    A very light minestrone soup.

    Fusilli with free range chicken ragu, fresh tomatoes, and prosciutto. Not bad. The Japanese influence comes in that the dishes are very light, not heavy and creamy like traditional Italian foods I have had.

    Green tea ice cream with room temperature chocolate mousse.

    New York misreading #2- I thought this said "Cock Block". C'mon, you saw that too.

    This man walked around with a cat on his head.

    I passed by this prior to ending up at Adorama- the physical store. I usually buy from Adorama and B&H Photo Video, so it was nice to be surrounded by all the fancy equipment that you usually only see in pictures. I know B&H Photo Video has a physical store in New York too, but there was no time. I had to meet up Alice for the night's events and Yen, Linda, and Josephine were off to see Wicked.

    I met up with Alice and we headed off to her friend's charity art gallery function. We stopped off at the Fat Hippo first for a quick bite to eat before heading off to the charity event.

    I went with the burger fondue, which was good but pretty complicated to eat. The fries were pretty awesome though.

    I've never been to any sort of charity function in New York, so I was anticipating a lot of black turtlenecked snootiness going about. When we finally got to the event, the place was packed and completely the opposite. I came in a long wool coat and the coat check was so overpacked I had to carry my jacket around the entire night. It was a nice affair, with the photographs hanging on the walls up for auction. There were some in particular that I wanted to purchase (they were at ridiculously cheap prices), but I had no idea how I would lug them back to Texas. I ran into one of Jeannie's old friends that I had last met when I was working on a birthday photo project years ago- it turned out she was the organizer for the evening's events.

    Afterwards, Alice's group of friends headed off to her old work place and then we headed off to a karaoke bar that one of her friends knew the owner. We had a bottle of vodka in the karaoke room to finish and we gnoshed on some pretty decent asian chicken wings.

    I wanted to Rick Roll the entire karaoke room, but thought that would be too easy (also, too two thousand and late).

    After karaoke, Yen, Linda, Josephine, and I headed off for Mamoun's for some falafel. It was not a bad falafel (I'm usually not a fan of this sort) and the hot sauce was actually burning (usually "spicy" falls under the ranking of tabasco sauce or spicy cheetos, which might as well just be salt).

  • Christmas in New York Part 2: Good Times Square(d)

    Yen, her sister Linda, and Phong's lilsis Josephine touched down a little after eight or so. Alice and I finished eating and went to meet them up at the apartment we would be staying at. Alice stayed behind while the group went out in search of food, and a quick night time walking tour of New York.

    They hadn't eaten yet, so we headed off to dinner (my third for the night).

    We ended up at Cafeteria, which was anything but. It seemed like a pretty trendy locale and apparently there was a club downstairs. The music was loud, the ambiance was dark, and the food was mediocre.

    Dinner trio

    Truffle garlic fries- can't really screw that up

    I ordered the Mac & Cheese Spring Roll, just because I had to know. Unfortunately, it was severely underwhelming. It wasn't a spring roll- it was an egg roll filled with... well, mac & cheese. I suppose it is what it says, but still, at a restaurant like this you expect a little something more.
     

    This is how they sell Christmas trees in New York.

    They had a neat touch screen display outside the department store that let you write a letter to Santa.

    People come to New York to see these department store displays during Christmas time, but I didn't pay too much heed to it.

    Then we headed a few dozen blocks off to Times Square. I suppose everything is walking distance in New York, but coming from Cafeteria in the frigid weather, it felt like we walked for miles.

    We ended up at Grand Central Station before heading back home. I can never take a photo I like of the place, but I suppose this one will have to do.

    Linda and I had a hankering to go out and find some place to drink because it was only 1 or so and we were in New York. C'mon. We wandered around unsuccessfully looking for a bar (the city does apparently sleep, after all) and so we ended up at a 24-hour somewhat pricey but decent korean joint where we downed soju along with korean beer as the sole customers in the restaurant. We got home after 4 AM where a sleepy Yen was pretty annoyed at us for making such a commotion.

  • Christmas in New York Part 1: A New York State of Mind

    My bucket list- the list of things I want to do before I die- is pretty short. One was to hit up all the major US/Canadian cities (checked off this year on my 3-week road trip). Go to Korea (outstanding item). Go to Europe- London, France, Italy, Spain, Greece- with a girlfriend (not going to happen at this rate). Go to New York during Christmas.

    And... Check.

    I've always wanted to see New York during Christmas time. You know, you see it in the movies- everything is all spectacular. I am John Cusack and laying down on the ice skating rink with somehow no one else there and Kate Beckinsale appears. Or sitting around in the Waldorf Astoria. City covered in a white blanket of snow. I have all these ridiculous Hollywood pre-conceived notions about that city which I know aren't true, but I suppose that's like a non-Texan coming to Texas and expecting to see some cowboys and horses (sorry people, you gotta wait for the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo to see that).

    So Yen was on a mission to take Phong's lilsis Josephine on a trip to New York so she could tour the universities she would be applying to for college in the fall. She knew I've always wanted to see New York during Christmas and asked if I wanted to come too. We managed to find tickets on the cheap and, with the help of Alice who has been living in New York forever, a cheap place to stay as well.

    I touched down first at La Guardia airport on a Wednesday afternoon.

    The lady who rented us this short-stay apartment was very nice. It's pretty spacious for a 1 bedroom apartment in Manhattan. Location was not bad, there was always hot water, and plenty of additional blankets and pillows. The flooring, however, creaked and groaned with every step. I felt bad because Yen and Linda are ridiculously light sleepers and I snore like I'm sawing logs. Yen also hated us real bad when we came in at like 4 AM after eating at a 24-hour korean restaurant the first night there.

    Pretty cozy kitchen.

    Somehow I was able to share a bathroom with 3 girls without anyone killing each other. It works out that some were night showerers and I am a morning shower person.

    Alice was in the middle of running errands so I roamed about the city for a few blocks, testing out my internal directional compass. I thought this said "Hater Building" and snapped the photo. Then I realized it said "Haier Building." Ugh.

    New York is a cold, dripping city in the winter. There is scaffolding everywhere and drops always seem to be falling (conveniently right down shirt collars). I made the trek for 15-20 minutes to a restaurant that google maps had indicated as Bon Chon Chicken, a food recommendation from Jennifer. There was another one clear across town so I went with this one, but when I arrived, the store was still under construction and would not be open until next year.

    As a consolation prize, I decided to grab a hot dog cart hot dog. I asked for their large-sized dog and walked a block before biting into it. Then I realized the hot dog was completely cold straight through. I've had new york cart hot dogs- they're good. But this- this was absolutely the worst hot dog I have ever had in my life. I mean, you can't really screw these things up, but here it was- a horrible hot dog in a city known for its hot dogs. I was crestfallen. I was also starving and so I choked it all down and headed back to the apartment to meet up Alice.

    Another one of the places that Jennifer had recommended to me was Macaron Cafe. Alice set me off in direction for these supposedly delicious macarons. Oh, by the way, the main goal of this trip was not site-seeing, but food eating. The last time I was in New York, there was not enough time to eat everything. This time I was determined to have my fill of the city.

    And Jennifer's recommendation was on the spot- this place has pretty awesome macarons. Every day, the selection varies, but this day I got: honey lavender, tiramisu, matcha (green tea), rose petal, and espresso. Much better (and cheaper) than Bouchon Bakery.

    The rest of the afternoon was spent accompanying Alice on her millinery quest and learning about what it takes to source materials to make fashion accessories, namely fascinators. It's actually pretty interesting, I kid you not.

    We then went and met up her friend Charlie at a japanese hole-in-the-wall for some oysters. I got a skewer of chicken hearts which were good, but Yen makes them much better.

    Fried soft shell crab. Pretty good.

    I've never been a big fan of oysters, but lately I've decided to try to give them a second chance. These were much more different than your typical oysters- you don't get the ocean-y taste you get like at Captain Tom's or other places with large oysters. The toppings and accompanying sauce mask the typical oyster taste and also a bit of the sliminess. Different, but good.

    I was still hungry after dinner, so Alice walked me out to Crif Dogs, a hot dog joint meant to redeem my initial New York cold hot dog eating disaster.

    The place is pretty awesome- a phone booth which opens on the other side to reveal a hidden speakeasy. I wanted to go and check it out, but it was ridiculously packed on the inside.

    I had something along the lines of The Lazy Redneck or something Texan related. It was delicious- crispy bacon wrapped around the hot dog, slathered with jalapeno and coleslaw to contrast the greasiness of the hot dog.

    Afterward, it was about time to rendezvous with Yen, Linda, and Josephine who had just arrived at the apartment.

  • Random.

    I tend to get bizarrely vivid dreams, possibly because I tend to stay up as late as possible and everything becomes pretty lucid anyway. In one week, I had about 3 strange dreams nearly in a row.

    1) I was back at the PCL at UT trying to print about 300 pages on the library computers. Except I couldn't get to the printer because I had Tramanh's sister's beagle Milo with me and he had no leash, so I was trying to tug him by the collar to get to the computer printers to get my printouts but was unsuccessful since he was being all Milo and uncooperative. This was different in that usually about once a year, I get the "panic in high school about not studying for a test" dreams. This is the first dream I recall where it wasn't high school, but college instead. Still, it's never relaxing dreams about school- I was still stressed out.

    2) The next day I had another one of those zombie apocalypse dreams. They've been happening at least once a year since high school- they used to be about twice a year. I've had to behead zombies, hide from them, and fight off crowds of them. This one was a bit different- a bit like Dawn of the Dead where the infection just starts spreading. I am at the mall, and I can see it happening. I know it is too late for this mall of people- they are doomed. I am near the movie theater and I make a call to 9-1-1 to send in an airstrike and explode the entire building (because, obviously, that is what 9-1-1 operators are capable of doing). These mall goers do not realize the severity of the situation. I make it outside the mall entrance and there are police barricades everywhere. We, the uninfected, are shuffled to chambers filled with a soapy bubble solution that we must roll around in, apparently a vaccination/treatment for any potential infection. I realize I have not called off the air strike, but it will be okay, they are not coming anymore.

    3) I am at something that looks like the Edwards Marq E at 610 and I-10, but it is not the Edwards Marq E. It is pouring rain. We are there as a group, but I notice one of my friend's girlfriends standing maybe 50 feet away by herself. Suddenly, a group of guys goes over there to harass her and I bolt over. I pull her away from the group and tell her to run. This group, they want trouble. She is crying and runs to rejoin my group of friends. I run a little bit slower than her to distract the group of troublemakers. She is back with them. Now I am running faster and people become obstacles in their pursuit of me. I am not sure how it ends because I wake up.

    Which brings me to a random observation for today's entry. Usually I am pretty protective of my friends' girlfriends when the boyfriends are not around. If we are out in the club, my first instinct is to keep an eye out for guys who are even thinking about hitting on them. I scan the room. I hate these men. I have been doing this for years. I am the pseudo-boyfriend. I am the Berlin Wall between friends having a good time and the rest of the seedy club. If we are dancing together, I will pull the girl out of harm's way and the would-be perpetrator is reduced to staring at my back.

    But often, what happens is that I become immediately self-conscious. I don't jump in because I don't want the girl to think, "Ugh, Andrew, I can handle this myself." Most of my friends who are girls are pretty independent and don't need/want to be saved since they can handle it on their own. I mean, when is an appropriate time to step in? It's even harder when it's my friends who are single girls. Do I save them from what I see as a seedy perpetrator? Do they want me to pull them away from this guy? Maybe they don't want my help. No, they probably don't, or else they would have indicated as such. Chivalry is really hard these days.